- Sebastian as: Harry
- Written by: Jason Hall, Jason Hall, Paul Kolsby
- Directed by: David Mackenzie
- Film Genre: Comedy | Drama | Romance
- Run Time: 1 hour 37 minutes
- Selected Cast: Ashton Kutcher, Anne Heche, Margarita Levieva
- Theater Release: July 8th, 2009 (USA)
- Filming Locations: Los Angeles, California
In Los Angeles, Nikki is homeless, car-less and closing in on 30, but he’s amoral, good-looking, and adept in the sack, moving from one wealthy woman of 35 or 40 to another, a kept boy-toy. His newest gig, with Samantha, an attorney whose house overlooks L.A., is sweet, although it’s unclear how long she’ll put up with him. Then Nikki meets Heather, a waitress. Is the player being played, or might this be love? What will Nikki discover?
Nikki: How do you like my new house?
Harry: You think any girls are gonna believe this is your house?
Nikki: The young ones do. Oh FYI, I’m a graphic designer if anyone asks.
[is looking glum]
Nikki: What? What happened?
Harry: I blew it.
Nikki: With who?
Harry: El Paso Erin.
Nikki: That DJ girl?
Harry: No, that’s Hi-fi Tara. No El Paso’s a somatologist. She’s…
Harry: I fuckin’ froze up. I couldn’t say anything. I… I started making cricket noises.
Nikki: You know what your problem is? You care too much. You gotta cut out the conversation, right? And just say something to piss ’em off.
Nikki: ‘Cause once you piss ’em off, you set up the apology. And once you apologize you look like a sensitive guy.
Harry: I am a sensitive guy.
Nikki: All right, but you’ve gotta look like a rebel before you look like a sensitive guy.